Add one to the group that'd be happy to pay for a site that's ad-free. I don't think I'd be as philosophically opposed as I am yo pop-ups if the content was't so lame and outright condescending.

This 'PC Performance Wizard' claims to be able to optimize my PC's performance. Ok, Oh Godly Javascript-based-popup, I'm using Redhat 6.2 with Gnome/Sawfish and a 2.4 series kernel that has custom patches and kernel modules. Optimize _that_ (and have fun trying to install the requisite spyware while you're at it).

I do not gamble. I'm happy with my abs. I like my kernel and/or registry exactly as they are. I do not need another credit card (do the ones your company is hawking even offer miles or points) ? And finally, I do not need a furry purple animal watching my every move as I traverse the net.