Originally Posted by
Fredd
It would be easy to make a cheap joke (e.g. see the Foreplay section) but I won't where children are concerned. It's just not funny.
How about this from a Los Angeles Times blogger who is offering instructions to parents:
Please be so kind as to pre-groom your children. The molesters at the TSA have limited time and can't properly ply them with candy and video games.