What would happen if I just stripped down to my skivvies and opted out? Would I still need a pat down? My boxer briefs are pretty form-fitting. Should I also turn my head and cough if they still insist on cupping me down there?

I'm actually serious about both (stripping and coughing). I can't imagine I'd get cited for indecent exposure, as I wouldn't be exposing anything indecent (not any more than at a pool or beach, anyway).

Or how about a woman stripping down to a sheer bra and thong? (hubba hubba, btw) Would she still be required to be touched at all?