Originally Posted by PhlyingRPh

I watched my first post-end of October pat down today. It was truly the nastiest and most invasive act I have ever seen at a checkpoint - any checkpoint. There is a lot of theatre and dare I say teasing involved in the circling of and caressing of the private parts but at the end of the day it really is disgusting and in a twisted sense bordered on the pscho-erotic. The way in which the TSO gets to feel around and under the breasts - simply amazing - I mean, my wife barely lets me do that!

But what really ticked me off was the audacity with which the toothless TSO crone with the overtanned skin addressed me after she had "petted down" my colleague (who is about a 8.6 - 8.8 on the hotness scale). She looked at me and said something to the effect of "did you get a good look then, you pervert?" I'm not often lost for words but today I was, and I'm still kicking myself over my lack of mounting an effective response to this past her sell-by date old bag and indeed my failure to convince my colleague to file an official complaint about the pat down.