As a Blue I don't get this anyway. I mean, mate, I'm in a tracksuit anyway, and my trainers were washed last April so they're OK. She had a bath last Thursday, so she doesn't need nuffink either.

PJs are for [deleted], innit? I mean, we sleep like we were made. If you could sleep in these scabby Y seats, does that mean we supposed to get our kit off? Bloody cold back here, don't think I fancy that anyway.

Odd lot sitting up front. Glad I'm sat back here with the crisps and the beer.