OK, I tried one and I hope I never get invited to share a meal with any of you that ^ the McRib. One bite and I tossed it. It was perhaps the most vile piece of "food" I've ever tasted, and I've eaten some interesting things over the years.
A gelatinous, vaguely really bad hot dog taste covered in a mixture of synthetic jam with ketchup. At least the pickes appeared natural.
Never again.
Soylent Beige came to mind.
UUUUUCKKKKK