Originally Posted by
bluenotesro
How long will it be before someone who farts on a TSO gets charged for some silly thing such as assault on a 'federal officer'???

This is juvenile, but I found it really funny when someone ripped one in a courtroom just as the plaintiff's attorney had asked a question to witness for defendent. The perp was never located, but I noticed that the witness was doing all he could to avoid losing it on the stand.
I wonder how long it will be before folks start going through the checkpoint after about 3 days without shower or deoderant...