How about a 2 year, multi-entry L for ABC with 120 day stays from SFO consulate? Any reports of this in the wild? Can probably find some shanzhai relatives.
My wife currently holds a 2 yr/90 day L, I believe from SFO. She's Chinese-born, though. Being married to her doesn't do me any good, I currently have a 1 yr/60 day.