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My Hampton Inn (not "& Suites") has HDTVs, microwaves and refrigerators in every room. Three nights a week local restaurants provide us with complimentary hot food for our evening receptions, and Wednesday nights we offer free beer and wine. Our rates are lower than the HGI next door (hotel hopping, anyone???) Our breakfast offerings are delicious (except for those fake cheese omelets, vom) and we don't charge for laundry (the laundromat does!).

Yes, I know, shameless self-promotion, but hey: Guy's gotta eat!