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Old Mar 28, 2010 | 6:50 pm
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AngryMiller
 
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Originally Posted by GUWonder
Even if the monkey goes bananas on the TSA because the TSA spanked or otherwise abused the monkey, the TSA will still monkey around at airports as long as the TSA remains less accountable than a monkey.

Amongst the things the TSA and monkeys share in common -- they both steal or damage property owned by others.
Was going to comment on the excrement disposal techniques of angry monkeys, but thought that it might be too close to the edge.
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