make me feel SO SAFE. I'm so afraid to fly anymore. You never know when some underwear or shoe bomber or female maxipad bomber is going to take my life away.

WWWHHHHHHAAAAAA WWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAA WWWWHHHHHHAAAAA

(yes that was sarcasm for the sarcasm impaired)


As I'm waiting to board my connection in DTW today I was totally amazed that everyone I witnessed get pulled over for additional screening at DTW was so FRAKING OLD that I'm sure a whole bottle of Geritol ingested while inflight wouldn't give these people enough energy to bumrush the cockpit or even be able to unbutton their pants or even bend over to touch their shoes.

What's with the additional gate screenings at DTW on people who are obvioulsy not terrorists? OBVIOUSLY White OLD Men and Women aren't going to blow up a plane.

I hope this TSA theater made all those nonfrequent flyers feel SAFE today.