Originally Posted by
midnight
Hi Hh Gguard, your short story put a smile on my face

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I admire your positive attitude when faced with difficult circumstances

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Using your logic I have decided to double the fees that I charge my clients and have told my staff to be twice as polite to them.
As a result I expect to have more spare cash and look forward to staying with you soon....^
You've got it all wrong... if you double your fees you need to QUADRUPLE your service!