Originally Posted by
SATTSO
As far as your wallet goes, it shouldn't be searched, as long as you don't alarm the wtmd. Or if you do alarm, and then the back pocket alarms the hhmd, the wallet will have to be screened. If you request a fbpd, and skip the wtmd, your wallet will have to go through the x-ray.
Other than that know that's it's easy to pick a fight at the airport. I have seen both TSOs and passengers both do this. An honest question, do you want a fight with a TSO, where you can elevate it to an STSO (of course I don't mean. Physical fight)?
On the other hand, it's easy to jab at the random TSOs - you will liekly get the response you want, and write it on your blog
ok here is my best idea to have fun:
put a big bottle of water in Your carry on. Rub brown shoe polish on a few pair of white underware. Wrap the stained underpants around the bottle. And then have fun!!
Ewwww.
What I want is to provide the bad TSOs every opportunity to overstep their bounds. As long as they play right there would be no fight. Would that be provoking them, I don't think so.
The Trollkiller shirt is because I promised I would wear it the next time I flew so my "fans" would know it is me.
If I get a pat down I will be goofing on the poor soul that has to do it. This is just my way, try to get a laugh. Don't be surprised if I ask them to scratch my back. Just so they don't feel special I also goof on my Doctor when he has to give me the ol' hidee-ho treatment.