Originally Posted by
Trollkiller
Great ideas so far, keep 'em coming.
I think I may print up a copy of the poorly redacted SOP to place in my carry on. Are the TSA copies stapled, stitched or three ring bound? I will use the copy that had the SSI restrictions removed by the TSA.
I will be emptying my wallet of everything but my DL, insurance card and a single sheet of paper folded once, fold side on top, so there will be no pretending it may contain a weapon. On the paper I will have printed something to this effect. "Thank you for overstepping your administrative search for weapons, explosive and incidaries and violating my Constitutional rights. Please summon your supervisor and the FSD I wish to file a complaint." (I need to have the FSD's name and number, I should be flying out of MCO)
I think I will place multiple sealed envelopes in my carry on with a single sheet of paper in each of them stating the same thing.
If the TSOs follow the rules there should be no slowdown except to get my autograph. I will try to write fast.
Not the kind of sex noise I make.... "Effie, hide the kids the neighbors are at it again."
As far as your wallet goes, it shouldn't be searched, as long as you don't alarm the wtmd. Or if you do alarm, and then the back pocket alarms the hhmd, the wallet will have to be screened. If you request a fbpd, and skip the wtmd, your wallet will have to go through the x-ray.
Other than that know that's it's easy to pick a fight at the airport. I have seen both TSOs and passengers both do this. An honest question, do you want a fight with a TSO, where you can elevate it to an STSO (of course I don't mean. Physical fight)?
On the other hand, it's easy to jab at the random TSOs - you will liekly get the response you want, and write it on your blog
ok here is my best idea to have fun:
put a big bottle of water in Your carry on. Rub brown shoe polish on a few pair of white underware. Wrap the stained underpants around the bottle. And then have fun!!