Great ideas so far, keep 'em coming.
I think I may print up a copy of the poorly redacted SOP to place in my carry on. Are the TSA copies stapled, stitched or three ring bound? I will use the copy that had the SSI restrictions removed by the TSA.
I will be emptying my wallet of everything but my DL, insurance card and a single sheet of paper folded once, fold side on top, so there will be no pretending it may contain a weapon. On the paper I will have printed something to this effect. "Thank you for overstepping your administrative search for weapons, explosive and incidaries and violating my Constitutional rights. Please summon your supervisor and the FSD I wish to file a complaint." (I need to have the FSD's name and number, I should be flying out of MCO)
I think I will place multiple sealed envelopes in my carry on with a single sheet of paper in each of them stating the same thing.
Originally Posted by
thesaints
Above all, try to slow down the security line as much as possible.
Your fellow traveller behind you won't care: after all you are protecting their civil liberties as well.
If the TSOs follow the rules there should be no slowdown except to get my autograph. I will try to write fast.
Originally Posted by
SATTSO
Eh, that happens from time to time already.
Not the kind of sex noise I make.... "Effie, hide the kids the neighbors are at it again."