Originally Posted by
belynch
Of my 17 lost bag I think 12 were US, 3 were Lufty (twice on one trip) and 2 were UAL.
I applied for the Guinness Book of World Records but I couldn't validate all of my lost bag reports. I called Tempe to ask them to pull the records, they asked me why I needed them and I told them. I got a call back a few days later saying "IS NOT POSSIBLE."
This is where creative aversion to the truth could come in really handy.
US: "What do you need copies of all your reports for, sir?"
Me: "Recordkeeping purposes."