(Jethro volunteers to be first in filling out the application at the passport office)
Clerk: Raise your right hand please.
(Jethro raises his left, realizes, and quickly switches)
Clerk: Do you swear the statements you are about to make are the truth?
Jethro: Yes sir.
Clerk: State your name please.
Jethro: Jethro.
Clerk: And your surname.
Jethro: Sir Jethro!