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Old Jan 6, 2010 | 11:09 am
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Originally Posted by BarbiJKM
Maybe you are just really cute, and someone wanted to grope and fondle you?
I wish I could be so vain as to think that the TSA guy (if he was gay) found me attractive. Thankfully there was no crotch-grabbing involved.

Maybe I was the F passenger with the fewest fat folds. I may be so vain as to say that some people might have considered me most attractive of the 7 passengers in F (#8 was upgraded after boarding). That's not saying much, as a F was a men-only club for mostly heavy-set older guys.
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