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Old Dec 27, 2009 | 10:29 am
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bwhite
 
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Originally Posted by pr0digy25
All this is encouraging me to try my long-term plan of eventually going through screening wearing only a Speedo and flip-flops... with some coins tucked in the Speedo.

"I have nothing... frisk me".
But with the coins you would probably set off the metal detector. Given your proposed attire that would surely lead to an unpleasant secondary screening
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