Originally Posted by
LoganTSO
Well, my cover's gonna be blown by this and they'll most likely kill me but whatever I'm gonna go hide in the Amazon region of Brazil... but anwyays.
That is not the real TK, the real TK was abducted right after the SOP when he went to the "doctor's appointment." Put on the laughing gas and he's awake now in Hangar 18 at Site 4 in Area 51 next to the Ark of the Convenant, Oswald's rifle, Bigfoot, the Roswell UFO and goalie's BC hockey uniform (don't ask about that one

).
But anways, adios amigos, I'm heading back to BOS in five hours and hopping on the first flight and hopefully my DHS colleagues don't catch me.
Anyways, nothing to new to report from our side... really.
Do not believe him I am the real TK, ask me anything. [flipping through dossier]
Funny you should mention the Government grabbing me. I have worked out a signal with my co-workers. If I am gone and my car is gone, but my shoes are in the parking lot that means the Government got me.