I had the cold breakfast on my flight from PHL to MSP this morning.

The bagel was the absolute worst example of a stale, simulated, bagel-like object that I have ever had.

The bottom half had the consistency of a 3/8 inch thick sheet of gypsum wallboard. I'm talking about tooth-breaking potential here.

I dropped it back on the bread place and, in all honesty, it went "clink"... loud enough to catch the attention of the fellow next to me in the window seat, who observed "Yep... that's stale."

"Best in class"... if you need something to repair a hole in your wall.