Originally Posted by
Flaflyer
Sadly, the first pax who tries it will be standing in front of a TSO who thinks he has found the bling award worthy Big Catch™ of the Year.
[screaming
] "LEO!!!! Over here, NOW!!!! I found
The Guy who hacked that there government web site and stole our SOP!!!! [/screaming
]
The TSO that pulls a stunt like that, his next uniform will either be a barrel or an orange prison jumpsuit.
The LEO that helps with the stunt is going to be undercover at gay bath houses until retirement. Wearing a barrel with the bunghole over his butt.