Just once I'd like to arrive at MSY and not have to deal with total incompetency on the part of the employees at that airport's National Car Rental location when picking up my car. Just once. Is that too much to ask?

Apparently it is.

Oh, and can we just put Chrysler out of its misery so their POS cars will stop showing up in rental fleets? The only thing worse than dealing with the National MSY agents who seem to be incapable of checking out a car is dealing with them after being forced to choose between a Sebring, base model 300, or PT Cruiser.