While your researching the piano, what about this:
http://www.smartmoney.com/Spending/T...kpoint-Gnarly/
At least the agency responds to complaints. A few days after reporting my zealous pat down, I got a call from a TSA security director, who told me he sent one of his deputies to test the officer who frisked me. He was surprised to learn that the ensuing pat down literally knocked the deputy off her feet. My nemesis, he said, will be retrained. Yes, it's safe to go back to the airport.
Sounds like someone should be spending scanning checked luggage, instead of being retrained.