Originally Posted by
jrpaguia
The guy asked me if I had ID. I said "Yes."
He asked if he could see it. I replied, "It's in my wallet." and sorta smirked and did a

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That reminds me of the time a campus cop ticketed me for a moving violation on my bicycle. She asked "Do you have a driver's license?" I thought for 2 seconds ("She couldn't really require me to show a driver's license for riding a bicycle, could she?"), then I replied "Yes." She didn't press any further, and I never did have to show the license. So I didn't have to worry about collecting points on my driving record.