Originally Posted by
aacharya
The best option for you is to take the flight from Washington (DCA). DCA-EWR-LAX on Saturday (both L fare, 3169 EQM), and then LAX-EWR-DCA (also L) back on Sunday morning. $218.40 all in.
I guess there is some special free teleporter available to get one from EWR to DCA to start this run??

Even doing BoltBus and Metro figure some decent positioning costs to make it happen.