lol. i dont disagree with you about the tsa. i think it is a smoke and mirrors joke but it is what it is. many years ago i bought a velcro wallet in the gift shop of an airport. upon boarding the plane i handed it to the pilot and said, so others could hear me, "you dropped this in the bar". i thought it was funny and it got a small chuckle. today i would probably be arrested, filed suit against by the lady behind me who was traumatized, etc. it's just how it is.