Yeah, but college debate does give you some good stories. The best one is as follows during Cross Examination (CX - IE question and answer between speeches):

The two debators involved in the CX are having a tit for tat Q & A and finally the more versed debator does the following:

Makes a phone outta his hand and puts to ear and makes the ringing of a telephone sound. He then Says to the other team: "Its the clue phone and its for you!" While it was a bit juevenille, after two days of debating we were all on the floor.