I left home at 8:40 AM EST this morning. I arrived at the hotel in Texas at 10:40 PM CST. I could have driven from Atlanta-Beaumont in about the same amount of time, without even breaking the speed limit. And I thought flying was supposed to be fast.

Note to NW: Please rip out the awful F seats in your CR9s and install the F seats that UA has in its CR7s. They are 100 million times more comfortable.