Here's the results of an Australian newspaper's blog about airline etiquette.
http://blogs.smh.com.au/travel/archi...lpage#comments
Am sure that there are lots of things written about here that will mean people do not have to write about them here.

But when they are written here they will still be as funny.
The following entry really summed it up for me:
A Boeing 747 doesn't smell so nice after 24hours of flying. It smells like a mixture of B.O, Farts, Burps and every other body function you can think of. Be kind to the person opening the door to that aircraft and wear some deodorant, brush your teeth and try letting fluffy off the leash in the bathroom.