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Sep 24, 2008 | 2:33 pm
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TMOliver
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Head down the aisle to the lav.
Stop beside him.
Pee down his leg.
Loudly call out "It's raining!" to wake him.
or better yet, have the FA to wake him and say:
"The gentleman back there wants to buy you a drink."
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