Originally Posted by
AlanInDC
Jesus may be the solution to all your ills, but not mine. My ills can be fixed by Andrew Jacksons. A faster solution involves U.S. Grants. Even faster would be Benjamin Franklins.
The solution to all of my wills has a Citibank logo on the lower left, has Bill Gates' name and address on the upper left, and has a blank where I can fill in whatever absurd large number suits my fancy that day. Oh, and his autograph on the lower right. And they come in books of 50.
On the other hand, I didn't know my doctor was named Jesus....