Originally Posted by
GuyverII
What's most insulting is they don't even try to get to know you, they just start out with "Have you found Jesus?" or they ask you about your problems, then hit you with "I know the solution for all your ills. His name is Jesus."
Jesus may be the solution to all your ills, but not mine. My ills can be fixed by Andrew Jacksons. A faster solution involves U.S. Grants. Even faster would be Benjamin Franklins.