Where's UA CEO Jeff Smisek?
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This was a poor question. He is a very smart man. That said, many smart men have driven organizations into the ground. In my industry this is but one.
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Princeton/ Harvard makes it more likely you will get the job, but won't think outside the box - just my view. I would have better confidence if he was Stanford!
http://www.adamsmithesq.com/2012/03/dewey-1909/
Princeton/ Harvard makes it more likely you will get the job, but won't think outside the box - just my view. I would have better confidence if he was Stanford!
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Why is it a poor question? He has a degree from a top university in a field that is unrelated to working with people, employees, management, aviation, or customers. Just because he went to the school he did does not give him the qualifications to run an airline. I guess we will see how United is doing a year from now. Some people are great at school, but preform poorly in real life.
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The company is financially stable and making money under Smizek, it wasn't under Tilton. That could be a possible explanation as to why he still has a job.
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The company is financially stable and making money under Smizek, it wasn't under Tilton. That could be a possible explanation as to why he still has a job.
By then he'll have been showered by a golden parachute and gone.
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Since its Chicago where SMI/J is, maybe you can hire Ken "the Hawk" Harrelson, announcer from the White Sox...to say..."He Gone..." or "grab some bench"
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Top 10 Rumors about where Jeff Smisek is.
10: Filling out a job application at Home Depot, just in case this CEO thing doesn't work out.
9: He's been on hold with United customer support for 167 hours now.
8: He's making plans to merge United with Dyson vacuum cleaners, so he'll be at company where it's OK if your product sucks.
7: He's busy buying stock in all the airlines that his elites are switching to.
6: He's re-branding failure as "Success Premier Scrap Iron".
5: He's refilling the gerbil food dispensers in the RCCs with Valium.
4: The SHARES system accidentally downgraded him from CEO to baggage handler and nobody knows how to fix it.
3: He went blind from looking at the new United website and can't find his way to work.
2: The security guards at his office building IDBd him.
1: He has been traded to the New York Jets.
10: Filling out a job application at Home Depot, just in case this CEO thing doesn't work out.
9: He's been on hold with United customer support for 167 hours now.
8: He's making plans to merge United with Dyson vacuum cleaners, so he'll be at company where it's OK if your product sucks.
7: He's busy buying stock in all the airlines that his elites are switching to.
6: He's re-branding failure as "Success Premier Scrap Iron".
5: He's refilling the gerbil food dispensers in the RCCs with Valium.
4: The SHARES system accidentally downgraded him from CEO to baggage handler and nobody knows how to fix it.
3: He went blind from looking at the new United website and can't find his way to work.
2: The security guards at his office building IDBd him.
1: He has been traded to the New York Jets.
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Top 10 Rumors about where Jeff Smisek is.
10: Filling out a job application at Home Depot, just in case this CEO thing doesn't work out.
9: He's been on hold with United customer support for 167 hours now.
8: He's making plans to merge United with Dyson vacuum cleaners, so he'll be at company where it's OK if your product sucks.
7: He's busy buying stock in all the airlines that his elites are switching to.
6: He's re-branding failure as "Success Premier Scrap Iron".
5: He's refilling the gerbil food dispensers in the RCCs with Valium.
4: The SHARES system accidentally downgraded him from CEO to baggage handler and nobody knows how to fix it.
3: He went blind from looking at the new United website and can't find his way to work.
2: The security guards at his office building IDBd him.
1: He has been traded to the New York Jets.
10: Filling out a job application at Home Depot, just in case this CEO thing doesn't work out.
9: He's been on hold with United customer support for 167 hours now.
8: He's making plans to merge United with Dyson vacuum cleaners, so he'll be at company where it's OK if your product sucks.
7: He's busy buying stock in all the airlines that his elites are switching to.
6: He's re-branding failure as "Success Premier Scrap Iron".
5: He's refilling the gerbil food dispensers in the RCCs with Valium.
4: The SHARES system accidentally downgraded him from CEO to baggage handler and nobody knows how to fix it.
3: He went blind from looking at the new United website and can't find his way to work.
2: The security guards at his office building IDBd him.
1: He has been traded to the New York Jets.
Letterman (more specifically his writers) couldn't have done better! I wonder if coach Ryan will find him to be a true team player?
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Sockgap's Top Ten List No. 1
"1) He's been traded to the New York Jets.". Defense or offense, Sockgap? (I'm guessing offense. He hasn't seemed to want to defend anything he's done to date!)