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#766
Join Date: Apr 2012
Programs: US CP, HH Gold
Posts: 85
I fly out of PHX every week, there are like 5 lanes leading into TSA all clearly marked. Employees, Pre-Check, Preferred/First, People who need assistance, Regular line. Every week while i'm waiting in the Preferred line there there are at least 2-3 groups of people that wander into whichever lane they feel like and either realize their mistake once they've started down the lane or get told by TSA that they made a mistake. I have witnessed the same thing every week since Feb.
#767
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Toledo, OH
Programs: Delta DM & MM, Hilton DM, Marriott gold, Hyatt Globalist, Alaska 75K, Wyndham Diamond,
Posts: 15,399
I fly out of PHX every week, there are like 5 lanes leading into TSA all clearly marked. Employees, Pre-Check, Preferred/First, People who need assistance, Regular line. Every week while i'm waiting in the Preferred line there there are at least 2-3 groups of people that wander into whichever lane they feel like and either realize their mistake once they've started down the lane or get told by TSA that they made a mistake. I have witnessed the same thing every week since Feb.
#768
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: WAS
Programs: AMEX Platinum, Global Entry, Priority Pass, SPG Gold, HHonors Gold
Posts: 1,594
This won't happen, as it is contrary to the TSA's goal of ensuring passengers don't know whether they will be able to use the PreCheck lane until the scanner.
#769
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: WAS
Programs: AMEX Platinum, Global Entry, Priority Pass, SPG Gold, HHonors Gold
Posts: 1,594
This won't happen, as it is contrary to the TSA's goal of ensuring passengers don't know whether they will be able to use the PreCheck lane until they reach the scanner.
#770
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 5,439
On a Sunday-first calendar we have one red column then 5 black columns then another red column - symmetrical look. On a Monday-first calendar we have 5 black columns then 2 red columns- odd and asymmetrical.
#771
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 13,573
Mine just has white days (and a very pretty picture of the Maldives this month!)
#772
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: PHX
Programs: AAexp, AC75k, HertzPC, NationalEE, Accor/MariottP, Hilton/HyattG
Posts: 3,614
On my last YEG-YVR in Y, the lady sitting beside me turned and ask me " Why are the seats so uncomfortable"?
I told her I had no clue... She was the worst seatmate ever though she brought a blanket along and tried to sleep and tossed and turned and complained the whole flight. She didn't end up sleeping ... haha
I told her I had no clue... She was the worst seatmate ever though she brought a blanket along and tried to sleep and tossed and turned and complained the whole flight. She didn't end up sleeping ... haha
#773
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: DFW
Programs: AA PLT; SPG PLT
Posts: 326
It wouldn't have to indicate if it's going to clear LLL, just that the person is enrolled in Pre at all and eligible to enter that line.
#774
In Memoriam, FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Durham, NC (RDU/GSO/CLT)
Programs: AA EXP/MM, DL GM, UA Platinum, HH DIA, Hyatt Explorist, IHG Platinum, Marriott Titanium, Hertz PC
Posts: 33,857
Here's a winner from a customer at my rental car company:
I admired her brevity, that's for sure.
Hello, I'd like to rent a car but I don't have any money, what can you do for me?
#775
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: MRY - CNX - TXL
Programs: UA 1K / *G / Marriott PE / Expedia Gold+ / Hertz PC
Posts: 7,058
On UA landing at Tegel from EWR in BF a woman asked the FA "May I use the washroom?"....we were on final approach and you could pretty much read the license plate number of the cars from the current altitude.
#776
Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 209
I have relatives with Crohn's disease and they can't always control when they'll need to use the bathroom. Admittedly during landing is a bad time, but my family have asked FAs if they could use the bathroom during boarding or while we're taxiing to the gate after we landed.
#777
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Sydney Australia
Programs: No programs & No Points!!!
Posts: 14,222
My friend declined to join the army many years ago after her visit to an army recruitment day. She was about 18 and desperate to join so she could drive 'big things'! The recruiter asked what area of the army interested her and she thought she'd reply with a joke. She said.."I'd like to be in the infantry so that I can look after all the babies". He didn't appreciate the humour and thus she did not sign up!
#778
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Sydney Australia
Programs: No programs & No Points!!!
Posts: 14,222
#780
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: BOS
Programs: UA, Hertz Gold, AA Gold, DL Silver
Posts: 825
Makes me think of people who ask "who flies non-stop to Chicago" the correct answer actually is "every flight into Chicago is non-stop" they assume we know which airport they are flying out of, which would have an entirely different answer.