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Old Mar 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
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Delaware man caught masturbating in airline seat

Shame on him and WN were caught him during in-flight out of BWI-DEN by last Monday. So here the links.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/ho.../86282677.html

This is not good for him at all. He could be kick him out of the planes.
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 3:14 pm
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I didnt think anyone was looking...

Seriously though, some crazy people.
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 3:15 pm
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"Um sir, your not supposed to "get off" until we land and open the door."
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 3:39 pm
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Aw, come on...another ham-fisted attempt at keeping the middle seat open.
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 3:54 pm
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 3:54 pm
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There goes the last of whatever chance we had for the return of blankets.
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 4:21 pm
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Originally Posted by Mongah
"Um sir, your not supposed to "get off" until we land and open the door."
I suspect Leno et al will be using lines like that on late-night TV for the next week or so!
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 4:38 pm
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more details on The Smoking Gun.
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 4:41 pm
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In flight entertainment?

Well, I guess he took matters into his own hands.
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 5:09 pm
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ok everyone

what movie am I quoting below? (I've seen it 15x, you could say it's a favorite!)

Counting cards is a foolproof system.

It's also illegal.

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon,
like masturbating on an airplane.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.

Yeah, maybe after 9/11,
where everybody got so sensitive.

Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 5:31 pm
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Originally Posted by expert7700
ok everyone

what movie am I quoting below? (I've seen it 15x, you could say it's a favorite!)

Counting cards is a foolproof system.

It's also illegal.

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon,
like masturbating on an airplane.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.

Yeah, maybe after 9/11,
where everybody got so sensitive.

Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
OO OOOO.. I KNOW! PICK ME!

The hangover! Great movie!
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 5:52 pm
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Originally Posted by expert7700
ok everyone

what movie am I quoting below? (I've seen it 15x, you could say it's a favorite!)

Counting cards is a foolproof system.

It's also illegal.

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon,
like masturbating on an airplane.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.

Yeah, maybe after 9/11,
where everybody got so sensitive.

Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
LOL. I love that movie.

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Old Mar 4, 2010, 6:02 pm
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It's a @##$$%^ baby...

Where did it come from?

I don't know...check its collar.
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 6:15 pm
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Originally Posted by expert7700
ok everyone

what movie am I quoting below? (I've seen it 15x, you could say it's a favorite!)

Counting cards is a foolproof system.

It's also illegal.

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon,
like masturbating on an airplane.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.

Yeah, maybe after 9/11,
where everybody got so sensitive.

Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
I need to see that movie!
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Old Mar 4, 2010, 6:41 pm
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ewwww. seriously....

Originally Posted by N830MH
Shame on him and WN were caught him during in-flight out of BWI-DEN by last Monday. So here the links.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/ho.../86282677.html

This is not good for him at all. He could be kick him out of the planes.
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