You know you've been spending too much time @ EWR when...
Feb 26, 2015, 4:17 pm
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As this is not specific to United, please follow it in the (greater) NYC forum.
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Feb 26, 2015, 4:43 pm
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Isn't that the same at most (if not all) airports?
You know you've been spending too much time @ EWR when...
...you've memorized the security announcement.
"For security reasons, please keep your bags and all packages with you at all times. Unattended bags will be removed for inspection and may be damaged or destroyed. For security reasons, do not accept packages or bags that do not belong to you."
I think that jingle even pre-dates 9/11. I hope they never replace it.
...you've memorized the security announcement.
"For security reasons, please keep your bags and all packages with you at all times. Unattended bags will be removed for inspection and may be damaged or destroyed. For security reasons, do not accept packages or bags that do not belong to you."
I think that jingle even pre-dates 9/11. I hope they never replace it.
Mar 8, 2015, 7:53 am
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I'm not posting the video because I'm sure it violates the T&C of the site...but I will tell the story.
Was in the restroom stall, can't remember which terminal it was but it was the ones right outside security.
I walk in the stall, and the way the light from overhead is I can kind of the see the guy in the stall's next to me shadow of the floor of my stall.
He's very clearly...what's the most polite way to put this...."pleasuring himself" in the stall next to me. You can see the shadow of what he was going on the floor of my stall and there was pretty much no other option as to what he could have been doing.
Snapped a 4 second or so video w/my phone because I knew the wife would never believe the story and it was crazy enough that I just had to tell her
Hopefully my restroom needs resulted in him no longer being in the mood.
As for my other addition to this thread:
You spend too much time in EWR when you cringe riding the AirTrain because you can't stand the way to recorded voice pronounces "United Airlines" as "U-netted."
Listen next time, you'll see what I'm talking about.
Was in the restroom stall, can't remember which terminal it was but it was the ones right outside security.
I walk in the stall, and the way the light from overhead is I can kind of the see the guy in the stall's next to me shadow of the floor of my stall.
He's very clearly...what's the most polite way to put this...."pleasuring himself" in the stall next to me. You can see the shadow of what he was going on the floor of my stall and there was pretty much no other option as to what he could have been doing.
Snapped a 4 second or so video w/my phone because I knew the wife would never believe the story and it was crazy enough that I just had to tell her
Hopefully my restroom needs resulted in him no longer being in the mood.
As for my other addition to this thread:
You spend too much time in EWR when you cringe riding the AirTrain because you can't stand the way to recorded voice pronounces "United Airlines" as "U-netted."
Listen next time, you'll see what I'm talking about.
Mar 9, 2015, 12:38 am
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Is this only EWR? Wasn't there a conservative Senator in the mid-west involved in something similar or proposition in the bathroom stall?
I hate to say this but rather this guy do it in privacy of his bathroom stall vs. on a plane (anywhere).
I hate to say this but rather this guy do it in privacy of his bathroom stall vs. on a plane (anywhere).