Hennessy paradis
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#18
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Am yet to witness such a spectacle, but must confess I too would find it pretty distasteful......
I find the bar is a pleasant enough diversion for say 30 mins or maybe an hour max, but on long sectors prefer the privacy of the suite. Indeed, I often think that the bar space could be better used to increase the size of the F suites.
I find the bar is a pleasant enough diversion for say 30 mins or maybe an hour max, but on long sectors prefer the privacy of the suite. Indeed, I often think that the bar space could be better used to increase the size of the F suites.
I'm normally first to the bar, and sit there for the whole flight
9 hours on a flight to SYD was my current record...
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I have to be honest and admit that I have done this. Once. It was a trifle embarrassing as they kept the Dom separate and I remember a J class passenger asking if he could try some and in true Seinfeld-esque fashion, the bar person barked "No Dom for you!!"
#21
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Personally I find the seating in the A380 bar far less relaxing than the suites, hence why I just pop down for a quick glass of something, hoping that I might spot Pele or Ronaldo there. Then, when I find that they never are, I head back to my seat to spend the rest of the flight in comfort
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Also they know your name as the F crew phone down - last time I got a hello Mr X how are you etc and when I left I got a goodbye. Pretty slick to be honest. Just make sure you go and they send the DP separately. They also stash it under the bar although most people don't notice.
#23
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Hennessy Paradis retails for £525 a bottle in the UK and the Privé is £375. Both well above my price range. have enjoyed an occasional glass of Paradis in the past but wonder if I will notice the difference if I try the Privé in a couple of months? (Especially given that this will be at altitude).
#24
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Now, the Dom is sitting here on the bar, and the other J pax is eyeing it hungrily. My friend is beside himself - "you crazy ****, what are you doing?" and is abusing the in flight wifi takes pictures to share WhatsApp. Some orders come in, thankfully I can refer to the cocktail cheat sheet in the bar. Before anyone complains that a dirty pax was handling drinks for them, the purser was supervising and various crew members came by to "supervise"/laugh at us. That said, I'm pretty sure anyone going for an evening meeting in DXB was in danger of already having a hangover by the time we landed with the measures I was using...Apparently I make a decent martini, at least according to the F pax - my secret is if you ask for a perfect/sweet one you get a dry one, and if you ask for a dry one you pretty much get no vermouth at all, so the secret is actually alcoholism...Anyway, J pax, who I must say had much more entertaining conversation than "I work in O&G", has slowly been working up to asking: so...about that champagne...the Dom...can I try some? My turn for deer in the headlights. Quick as a flash, turning to the other F pax: "I'll leave this one up to you - does he deserve a glass?!". Turns out he felt his new friend's conversation was acceptable enough. Dom was served. Good times were had.
The things people do for F drinks!
Suffice to say, compliments email was sent in for this flight...
#25
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The most I have managed is ~5 minutes. I don't find the bar particularly entertaining.
Actually, I have been seated in 26J on EK1 before. I'm sure that counts as a solid 7 hours!
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Hennessy paradis
Nice one enteral. I have done the *bar takeover* myself a few times to greater or lesser success depending on the humour and nerves of the purser! We even had guest hosts once who had to stand in the bar area and tell a joke and depending on how funny would either stay in the bar or have to vacant for the next joke! All got out of hand pretty quickly. I am sure Ahmed in 26J complained about the racket!!
#27
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Nice one enteral. I have done the *bar takeover* myself a few times to greater or lesser success depending on the humour and nerves of the purser! We even had guest hosts once who had to stand in the bar area and tell a joke and depending on how funny would either stay in the bar or have to vacant for the next joke! All got out of hand pretty quickly. I am sure Ahmed in 26J complained about the racket!!
I actually did complain on that flight. There was a DJ creating a racket back there.
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I didn't do it on purpose but a few days ago from DXB-LAX I took a walk back to the J bar in my Pajamas with my hair wet. It was very funny and quite amazing how many people in J don't actually know there are showers in F
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The dress code in the J bar (for F pax) is pajamas and wet hair.Slippers are optional.