T5 South lounge toliet announcements
May 20, 2015, 3:17 am
#1
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T5 South lounge toliet announcements
Some announcements in the past five minutes:
* The toilets are out of service due to a problem with the water supply. The nearest toilets are downstairs
2 minutes later:
* The toilets are in service again
1 minute later:
* The toilets are out of service due to no water. Engineers are on their way.
1 minute later:
* We apologize for the confusion. The toilets are temporarily out of order. The wash basins are available to use, but the toilets are not.
Apparently this is an issue with all T5 South lounges at the moment.
* The toilets are out of service due to a problem with the water supply. The nearest toilets are downstairs
2 minutes later:
* The toilets are in service again
1 minute later:
* The toilets are out of service due to no water. Engineers are on their way.
1 minute later:
* We apologize for the confusion. The toilets are temporarily out of order. The wash basins are available to use, but the toilets are not.
Apparently this is an issue with all T5 South lounges at the moment.
May 20, 2015, 6:45 am
#5
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,926
If you find the sink full of a urine-coloured liquid you should pull the plug out to allow it to drain away. Washing your face in someone else's urine is taking the cosmetic effects of urea too far in my view.
May 20, 2015, 6:51 am
#6
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Isle of Sheppey, UK
Posts: 318
There was a great announcement around an hour ago in the CCR:
"It has come to our attention that someone has been smoking in the ladies' toilets. Please do not smoke in the toilets as... (long pause) the ramifications aren't good."
"It has come to our attention that someone has been smoking in the ladies' toilets. Please do not smoke in the toilets as... (long pause) the ramifications aren't good."
May 20, 2015, 7:38 am
#7
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They'd have been better finishing with 'or else'!