DYKWIA - The 2015 Thread
Jan 1, 2015, 5:25 am
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DYKWIA - The 2015 Thread
Happy New Year everyone!
Overheard at the party that turned out not to be so dull last night:
"Urgh, I said I would pick up my husband from Heathrow tomorrow morning, so I better not drink too much"
Me: "Why not send a car service?"
"I don't know. The other thing is he has a BA gold card so they always escort him off the plane first and straight to immigration."
Me: "Is that what he tells you? That would be nice."
Overheard at the party that turned out not to be so dull last night:
"Urgh, I said I would pick up my husband from Heathrow tomorrow morning, so I better not drink too much"
Me: "Why not send a car service?"
"I don't know. The other thing is he has a BA gold card so they always escort him off the plane first and straight to immigration."
Me: "Is that what he tells you? That would be nice."
Jan 1, 2015, 5:32 am
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Happy New Year everyone!
Overheard at the party that turned out not to be so dull last night:
"Urgh, I said I would pick up my husband from Heathrow tomorrow morning, so I better not drink too much"
Me: "Why not send a car service?"
"I don't know. The other thing is he has a BA gold card so they always escort him off the plane first and straight to immigration."
Me: "Is that what he tells you? That would be nice."
Overheard at the party that turned out not to be so dull last night:
"Urgh, I said I would pick up my husband from Heathrow tomorrow morning, so I better not drink too much"
Me: "Why not send a car service?"
"I don't know. The other thing is he has a BA gold card so they always escort him off the plane first and straight to immigration."
Me: "Is that what he tells you? That would be nice."
I hope you were suitably impressed.
Jan 1, 2015, 5:33 am
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The British Airways 747 captain who pointed out that we were waiting for the captain of the 777 next to us to push back - "that's the one next to us with only 2 engines, the poor chap". It sounded so contrived it probably was the tip of a large amount of "DYKWPIF"
Jan 1, 2015, 5:37 am
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I told her I'd like to know how he pulls that off, since that hasn't happened to me since they enhanced away that benefit a few years ago.
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Have you considered starting the 2015, double entendre thread?
Jan 1, 2015, 5:49 am
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That's quite good
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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She'd said she wanted a double entendre. So I gave her one.
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