British Airways today launched its biggest ever miles giveaway, one lucky winner will win one million BA Miles and a coveted Gold Executive Club Card*, the top tier status in British Airways' frequent flyer programme.
To comply with UK lottery rules in the UK as contained in Chav Act 2005, the winner will need to live in a council house, have a pregnant teenage daughter, be collecting at least 3 types of benefit, and own 2 dangerous dogs (dogs put down by order of a court in the last 12 months count towards the 2 dog rule).
Programs: Back to BA Silver and heading southwards!!, several other less interesting cards...
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Originally Posted by Smirnoff
Did you see the small print:
To comply with UK lottery rules in the UK as contained in Chav Act 2005, the winner will need to live in a council house, have a pregnant teenage daughter, be collecting at least 3 types of benefit, and own 2 dangerous dogs (dogs put down by order of a court in the last 12 months count towards the 2 dog rule).
You forgot to make provision for the elderly winner:
"I'm very happy with my council house. I'm not going to move. This will make no difference to my life. I might spend it on a ET redemption to AGP but that's all etc etc...
I like the idea that the draw is only next week - it means that I'll win the competition in time to sit with the family at half term and work out where we're going to go.
(that's all presuming that Mrs Chad3 doesn't win them and scarper to Dubai with the kids without me)