Originally Posted by MrMan (Post 11229142)

• Clip fingernails
• Open window shades during movies
• Recline my seat
• Kick seat in front of me
• Pass gas
• Play “It’s my armrest”
• Open air vent and point it down the neck of person in front of me if they recline
• Drink all the free drinks I can
• Watch movies /play video games sans headphones
• Apply clear fingernail polish
• Hit head for a “number 2”
• Grab seatback in front of me to wake up person in front
• Read seatmates documents they are working on
• Watch seatmates movies, ask to borrow their headphones
• Trade seats with the aisle guy
• Con the sky waitress out of free drinks
• Hit on hot person next to me
• Make sales calls on my phone right before door closes real loud
• Invoke a general DYKWIA attitude as people walk past me in first
:D