Bathroom Etiquette

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Jul 12, 2006 | 1:37 pm
  #31  
Quote: The answer is definitely #2.


...which probably caused the problem in the first place. Get it? Number 2?.... hee hee hee

david
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Jul 12, 2006 | 1:38 pm
  #32  
Quote: You may make an announcement requesting for a housekeeping, like paging a doctor.
"Clean up in aisle six."
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Jul 12, 2006 | 2:07 pm
  #33  
I once saw the FA flip up the little sign on the door and slide her finger across it to change it to Occupied. Just after someone came out of the toilet. I thought it was pretty interesting that she could manually make it occupied when it wasn't.
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Jul 12, 2006 | 2:44 pm
  #34  
Can FA's lock the lavs to prevent more people from attempting to use an already clogged/malfunctioning lav? I remember the smell from one lav was so overpowering that the FA wouldnt allow anyone to open the door. This was on a WN flight.

Quote: If I remember correctly at least in FC on a 777 if you are seated on the hole and your a$$ is as big as the hole, flushing will give you a hinnie hickie that will be hard as hell to explain to the MS. when you get home.

Only 4 Million and 130 miles to get to 10 Million.

^

This myth was shot down on Mythbusters. Unless you're sitting on the toilet with the seat up(grosss!!) the support pegs under the seat prevent a complete seal from forming around the bowl.
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Jul 12, 2006 | 2:50 pm
  #35  
Quote: Can FA's lock the lavs to prevent more people from attempting to use an already clogged/malfunctioning lav? I remember the smell from one lav was so overpowering that the FA wouldnt allow anyone to open the door. This was on a WN flight.
Yes, of course. On any (conventional) airline. And on most airlines, you can too... without tools.
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Jul 12, 2006 | 3:33 pm
  #36  
Given that a clogged bathroom on an American flight is similar in nature as that on another aircraft, it might be helpful for this thread to serve the general travel purpose for members of FlyerTalk and I hope that no one minds the move from the AAdvantage forum to the TravelBuzz! forum.

Thanks for your understanding and I hope I never have to use any advice that may be posted here!
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Jul 12, 2006 | 3:54 pm
  #37  
I have a story related to this...

On a coach flight somewhere recently, I had to use the facilities unfortunately right after the meal when everyone else had the same idea. After waiting in line, a man exited one of the two lavs and sort of gave me a funny look. When I got inside, I noticed an enormous, strangely-colored "deposit" stuck in the toilet that would not budge no matter how many flushings. I was aghast that the woman in line behind me was going to peg me as the offender, and I'd sit in shame the remainder of the trip. So I took action with tp, held down my gag reflex, and eventually muscled the blob off the side of the bowl.

When I finished up and exited the lav, not a single soul was there in line.
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Jul 12, 2006 | 4:19 pm
  #38  
Quote: I was wondering what you all do if you clog a bathroom on a flight. I have had this unfortunate incident happen to me and was wondering how to avoid embarrassment?
You're screwed! The Air Marshalls carry DNA kits, and will take a sample from the clogged drain immediately. Just don't offer to give them a blood sample, and you might get away with it.
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Jul 12, 2006 | 4:32 pm
  #39  
Quote: This is a related topic, but not the exact one discussed here. I know a guy that was going to use the lavatory and opened the door to find another woman in there in a fairly compromising position...
Mile High Club has a "solo" category now?
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Jul 12, 2006 | 4:40 pm
  #40  
Quote: I have a story related to this...

On a coach flight somewhere recently, I had to use the facilities unfortunately right after the meal when everyone else had the same idea. After waiting in line, a man exited one of the two lavs and sort of gave me a funny look. When I got inside, I noticed an enormous, strangely-colored "deposit" stuck in the toilet that would not budge no matter how many flushings. I was aghast that the woman in line behind me was going to peg me as the offender, and I'd sit in shame the remainder of the trip. So I took action with tp, held down my gag reflex, and eventually muscled the blob off the side of the bowl.

When I finished up and exited the lav, not a single soul was there in line.
LOL ROFL
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Jul 12, 2006 | 6:47 pm
  #41  
So who can explain THIS google ad I found in this thread:


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Jul 12, 2006 | 7:55 pm
  #42  
Quote: So who can explain THIS google ad I found in this thread:
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Easy. Google picked up the key words: eating roughage, that demographically matched with Volvo buyers.
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Jul 12, 2006 | 8:05 pm
  #43  
Quote: Quit posting and crawl back into your hole?
Perhaps that's what caused the problem in the first place.
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Jul 12, 2006 | 8:18 pm
  #44  
Quote: The answer is definitely #2.

#2 seems to have caused the question to start with.
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Jul 13, 2006 | 8:10 am
  #45  
Quote: If I remember correctly at least in FC on a 777 if you are seated on the hole and your a$$ is as big as the hole, flushing will give you a hinnie hickie that will be hard as hell to explain to the MS. when you get home.

Only 4 Million and 130 miles to get to 10 Million.

^
Can we please get "hiney hickey" added to the FT glossary...please, please, please.
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