"I'm here to shoot a pilot"
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/revie...062655,00.html
Director Mike Figgis spent longer at LAX airport than intended. He'd arrived in Los Angeles, along with half the acting and directing world, for what is known as 'pilot season', when the big studios try out new scripts, directors and actors in a two-week frenzy of auditions and career make-or-breaks. When Figgis was being grilled by airport immigration, he was asked the purpose of his visit. Unthinking and tired after a long flight, Mike replied: 'I'm here to shoot a pilot.' After five hours in an interrogation cell (yes, really), he finally made it into town. |
A big :td: to customs officials for their handling.
Rather than dumping him in a cell, all the customs guy had to say was, "Excuse me? You mean you plan to kill an airline pilot?" The guy would have said, "No, I mean film a pilot episode for a program." |
But he looks like a terrist, doesn't he now ?
http://www.britmovie.co.uk/biog/f/images/010a.jpg Fools. If in fact that was the only reason for detaining him. Part of me says even ICE can't be that stupid, but then again... |
In any other city in the United States, the confusion on behalf of security might have been reasonable. But, here??? :confused:
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D'oh!
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Originally Posted by exerda
(Post 7814728)
A big :td: to customs officials for their handling.
Rather than dumping him in a cell, all the customs guy had to say was, "Excuse me? You mean you plan to kill an airline pilot?" The guy would have said, "No, I mean film a pilot episode for a program." |
Originally Posted by etch5895
(Post 7814964)
Agreed. This is probably an instance where a clarifying question would have straightened everything out.
But, the fact that this was happening after a flight while leaving an airport does make it sound like a Three Stooges episode. :) |
Five hours of interrogation is out of control, however. I think if the situation cannot be resolved in 15 minutes or so, a legal arrest needs to be made.
You'd think that the Immigrations officers at LAX would be a little more familiar with media lingo. I am just picturing a group of immigrations personnel 'letting the guy sweat' in an interrogation room in the hopes that it would make him crack. A better option would probably have been to have one of his industry co-workers vouch for him. I'm sure that someone could have ironed this out in well under 2 hours, let alone 5. |
Originally Posted by etch5895
(Post 7815174)
Five hours of interrogation is out of control, however. I think if the situation cannot be resolved in 15 minutes or so, a legal arrest needs to be made.
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I still think that someone should do a statistical analysis of which airports have the most complaints against TSA, and Customs for ludicrousness. Given my personal experiences and those I have spoken to who essentially say they avoid LAX at all costs, I suspect LAX is right at the top of the list.
Not only was he there to shoot a pilot but he compounded his plight by implying he was a ring leader (a director). What more evidence do you need. Sorry we no longer need evidence. How stupid of me. Off to GITMO. Sounds like he has a new movie in the making - a documentary on the land of the free, on the backs of tax payers and passengers. |
At LAX I'd expect the immigration officers to keep a couple of their own headshots and/or screenplays on hand just in case someone LIKE Mike Figgis turns up in their line.
Sheesh! |
The big question is: will he now be on a watchlist and harassed every time he comes to the US?
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Originally Posted by youreadyfreddie
(Post 7815264)
At LAX I'd expect the immigration officers to keep a couple of their own headshots and/or screenplays on hand just in case someone LIKE Mike Figgis turns up in their line.
Sheesh! |
Similar Story in DC Media Circles
This may just be an urban legend among Washington media circles, but a wire service photographer once told me a story about another press photographer who had flown to Rome on a free-lance book assignment back in the 1980s. It seems that when the Italian authorities asked him why he was visiting, his unthinking response "I'm here to shoot the Pope" led to several uncomfortable hours in detention.
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Sorry, but my disbelief meter is redlining...
This happened in April? Why did no one hear about it? |
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