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-   -   Official "funniest banned items" thread (https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/practical-travel-safety-security-issues/590397-official-funniest-banned-items-thread.html)

thesaints Aug 14, 2006 3:15 pm
..and don't forget:
  • Sombreros
  • Plaques from fishing contests in Cayuga Lake, N.Y.
  • Man-sized artificial palm trees
  • Christmas ornaments decorated with the logo of hot dog purveyor Nathan's Famous

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=589745

kaukau Aug 14, 2006 3:22 pm
Joe Foss' WWII Medal Of Honor presented by FDR for having sharp pointy edges!!!

kevinsac Aug 14, 2006 5:01 pm
TSA said that I could board with salad dressing already tossed over my salad, because, at that point, it's part of the food.

UA GA (Den) said it was a liquid and I could not bring it on board.

TSA said I could.

GA said I could not.

So, I tossed it.

bnarayan1511 Aug 14, 2006 5:03 pm
Originally Posted by kevinsac
TSA said that I could board with salad dressing already tossed over my salad, because, at that point, it's part of the food.

UA GA (Den) said it was a liquid and I could not bring it on board.

TSA said I could.

GA said I could not.

So, I tossed it.
Tossed what? The salad, or the dressing? :D :p

flysurfer Aug 14, 2006 5:10 pm
Originally Posted by bnarayan1511
Tossed what? The salad, or the dressing? :D :p
The airline, I hope.

themicah Aug 14, 2006 5:32 pm
Originally Posted by bnarayan1511
Tossed what? The salad, or the dressing? :D :p
Hopefully not the GA's salad.

exerda Aug 14, 2006 8:39 pm
Originally Posted by kevinsac
TSA said that I could board with salad dressing already tossed over my salad, because, at that point, it's part of the food.

UA GA (Den) said it was a liquid and I could not bring it on board.

TSA said I could.

GA said I could not.

So, I tossed it.
Would dumping the salad on the GA's feet be considered assault? Or littering? For I would have been sorely tempted to do so.

SASfan Aug 14, 2006 10:39 pm
funny!
 
Originally Posted by themicah
Hopefully not the GA's salad.
F'ing nice. LMAO.

rar indeed Aug 14, 2006 10:53 pm
Originally Posted by exerda
Would dumping the salad on the GA's feet be considered assault? Or littering? For I would have been sorely tempted to do so.
Eating something vile enough to necessitate banning from aircraft should show the GA that you're not one to be messed with. ^


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