Originally Posted by mikemey (Post 15480978)

"Are you ready to accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"

That might get them to run...I know I head for the hills when I hear it. :D

Originally Posted by ND Sol (Post 15478865)

I don't disagree; although after the BDO asked me if I had ID, to which I responded yes, and then asked to see it, to which I responded no, that was probably the straw that broke the camel's back leading to two BDO's tailing me, a subsequent detention by LEO's for 90 minutes and confiscation of my property for over 24 hours (and this was all landside).

Prior to the TDC, I think that is more problematic for the TSA.

Originally Posted by fwh (Post 15482889)

Lol, I second this. I need to get a small bible and carry it in my hand the next time I'm in line.

Originally Posted by saizai (Post 15483277)

Better yet, carry a copy of the Principia Discordia and ask if they've accepted the Holy Chao as the guiding truth of existence.

Originally Posted by fwh (Post 15482889)

Lol, I second this. I need to get a small bible and carry it in my hand the next time I'm in line.

Originally Posted by Global_Hi_Flyer (Post 15482283)

Do you believe that a dog will scare a determined terrorist?

Originally Posted by Ari (Post 15477205)

It only happened to me once; I had time to spare, so I had fun with it. He came up with his partner nearby but pretending not to listen. He asked me how I was and I said "fine". Then he asked me for my BP and I gave it to him. He asked why I was going to Chicago. I got fed up and replied: "See spot; see spot run; go spot; go spot go . . . bother another passenger". The look was priceless. I was given SSSS treatment and filed a complaint.

Originally Posted by zefatcheese (Post 15480613)

THAT'S EXACTLY THE PROBLEM with the Americans doing this: when someone gets INDIGNANT, TRULY INDIGNANT, it PROVES they're innocent.

El Al didn't want my fiance to take her computer once with her on a trip (this was a while ago -- forgot why). She told them, "I'm not flying without my lap-top." They let her go w/o a hassle. Another time, she got asked about some Jew stuff, and she lost her temper and told them to get stuffed.

Again, they let her go on her way, straight-away.

In both cases, the TSA wouldn't budge, and they'd react as a stupid bureaucracy, rather than an intellgience(LOL!) agency of sorts.

Originally Posted by Ari (Post 15477205)

It only happened to me once; I had time to spare, so I had fun with it. He came up with his partner nearby but pretending not to listen. He asked me how I was and I said "fine". Then he asked me for my BP and I gave it to him. He asked why I was going to Chicago. I got fed up and replied: "See spot; see spot run; go spot; go spot go . . . bother another passenger". The look was priceless. I was given SSSS treatment and filed a complaint.