Top 10 things to say to a TSA groper!
 

# 10 Now I have to take you home to meet the folks.

# 9 Stop it! That is not a squeak toy!

# 8 Hey! Not on a first date!

# 7 What! No flowers?

# 6 Not unless you take me to dinner first!

# 5 Is this one of those states where we have to get married now?

# 4 Quite impressive don’t you think?

# 3 They warned me in grammar school about guys like you.

# 2 That isn’t what you think it is and I am NOT glad to see you!


And the top thing to say to a TSA groper is….


# 1 Keep looking. There should be two of them.:D

# 11 If you give me that Freedom Fondle any longer I'm going to 9/11 in my pants.

"You're under arrest."

"I hope you aren't wishing to have kids. kick!"

"A little to the left, please."

"Here's my girlfriend's phone number. Could you call her and tell her how you touched me. She could learn from you."

"I've never had a guy (or woman, if you're female) touch me like this before. I kind of like it."

"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right to remain silent it will be enforced with a ball gag."

The Dr. always said, now caugh, as he checked out your prize gems.

Gotta catch a flight but I owe you one plus a bonus reach around.

:D

Do you have a friend by the name of Larry Craig?

"Hey, baby, how YOU doin'?" ;)

Unfortunately, most of the gropers would not understand what you REALLY mean. ;)

This would be great (although a bit verbose) on a t-shirt!

I could care less if the Neanderthals gropers understand what it means. I would this as an opener to engage & educate other travelers.

Geesh - you can tell this was a thread started by guys. Some of us don't have 2 things & a longey. 'm just sayin.. Although speaking for the gals side, some of our 2 things are quite impressive ;)

Cheers.

rotflol! Good one, Ski!