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SirFlysALot Sep 21, 2010 8:45 pm
Originally Posted by SkiAdcock (Post 14743347)
Geesh - you can tell this was a thread started by guys. Some of us don't have 2 things & a longey. 'm just sayin.. Although speaking for the gals side, some of our 2 things are quite impressive ;)

Cheers.
# 11 Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!:p

UtterCaro Sep 22, 2010 8:05 am
My suggestion (for guys, anyway) is to not say a word. Just whistle "Smilin' Bob's theme" from the Enzyte commercials. Extra points if you can do so piercingly.

Caro

gobluetwo Sep 22, 2010 8:51 am
My kidneys feel better in this position. Maybe it's that I'm not doing any calisthenics. If I did sit-ups or bent over like this, I'd feel bet...

Moon River!!!

Whew! Thank you, Doc. You ever serve time?

Mad_Max_Esq Sep 22, 2010 9:05 am
You've got 10 minutes to get your hands off of that!

N965VJ Sep 22, 2010 9:43 am
Originally Posted by Mad_Max_Esq (Post 14749297)
You've got 10 minutes to get your hands off of that!
Welcome to FlyerTalk! :D

goalie Sep 22, 2010 10:57 am
number 12: can you given them a nice rub, it's been a while ;)

FriendlySkies Sep 22, 2010 11:34 am
#13 "harder" ;) :p

GUWonder Sep 22, 2010 1:08 pm
#X "Do you often get horny while doing this to passengers, or is this just an exception?"

essxjay Sep 22, 2010 1:08 pm
Originally Posted by SkiAdcock (Post 14743347)
Geesh - you can tell this was a thread started by guys.
:D

"I feel like Margaret Mead." -- Peggy Olsen, Mad Men, S04E08

mikemey Sep 22, 2010 1:16 pm
14. I'm sorry...no, not really, but please, let me help you collect your teeth. You really shouldn't have touched me there, it's an automatic reaction.

thadocta Sep 22, 2010 1:36 pm
#15 - "I normally charge people to do that - that will be $200 please!" :D

Dave

Italy98 Sep 22, 2010 1:45 pm
#15 - My turn . . .

GUWonder Sep 22, 2010 2:51 pm
#XX "Don't prostitutes get arrested for taking money to do what you are doing for free?"

#XX+n "Law enforcement officer, please! I need a law enforcement officer to investigate same-sex prostitution-type activities."

FliesWay2Much Sep 22, 2010 3:51 pm
Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry8830/4.5.0.138 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105)

The way my wife does it is by <as graphic as you want to describe it>

n4zhg Sep 22, 2010 3:59 pm
Originally Posted by SkiAdcock (Post 14743347)
Geesh - you can tell this was a thread started by guys. Some of us don't have 2 things & a longey. 'm just sayin.. Although speaking for the gals side, some of our 2 things are quite impressive ;)

Cheers.
There's "impressive". Then there's "too much of a good thing". Defined by me as the risk of suffocation by cleavage. :D


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