nothing a little prep H can't fix

Or as Punki would say (has said!), a potient for them piles and moints!


Kathy http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

In DUS, the potent potion for piles and moints is called Alt!! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif

Potients is a secret word (always used in combination with unguents) only to be used by people who also say pedestranian and skootch your bootch. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif Most of these people have the same last name and have at one time or another lived in my home.

I prefer Prep V.....
It is not upgradeable but it is much cheaper http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

There have been several ideas here for what to do about piles. However, other than Eastbay1K's generic comment and a joke about "mointment," nobody has said a thing about moints. I personally find moints more of a problem than piles. Any real suggestions? Or do I have to ask in haiku?

now I am worried i automatically transposed the mewfiler and the piles and mionts adn well had to re read to see the erroro lol Cheers jane

I wrote in this thread the following:

I should have written the following:

“During each calendar quarter, whomever has the post moints gets the prize.”

That would have made far more sense...

Need you really ask?
You've answered it already:
Rhetorical question http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

FewMiles..

We had a mid-fleet steward - some years ago - who rang in sick, and then came in person to say that the Doctor had signed him off as he had piles.

His Flight Supervisor informed him that whilst it was very kind of him to have come in person, he could have self-certificated, or just dropped the sick note (medical certificate) in the mail.

"Do you think I would have come down the bloody A4 (which was under repair) with every every jolt and bump acting like a red hot poker if I could spell haemmorrhoids??? Look at that handwriting, it's illegible! Anyway, it's an occupatiojnal hazard in this job!"

I understand that he eventually had an operation which he used to refer to as "the" operation or "my hysterical rectomy" (I am not making this up!).

They do not come like that any more!

Duped and I do not know how I achieved that!

Some can achieve thundrous wings, far beyond kortal men. Leave it as a great unexplained nystery of mature. Unward and opward!