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After they federalize all the security screeners, then figure out the cost has tripled (not just because of pay, but all the new rules), then the airlines start folding due to increased expense and because travel is a hassle, etc. etc.

We will then have one airline run by the Federal Gov't. Free enterprise is gone. No frills. It is coming. Watch and see.

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News flash - the airline industry is not, and has not been for decades, a "free enterprise" system.

Prices in the airline industry are dominated by three realities:

1. The US government has a major interest in having the best aerospace technology available, therefore they subsidise the building of planes, because those same companies build military equipment.

2. Most nations know they need an airline as a means of attracting business, hence, planes are over priced because many of the players are loss leaders for a national economy.

3. The US government has, for some time, recognised the importance of having internal air transport capacity - as relevant federal laws allowing the US to commandeer aircraft for military necessity, force the resolution of labor disputes and so on show.

As for government doing law enforcement - good heavans! What will they think of next! Government providing military defense? It would be the end of the world!

And we're going to hire the brain trusts that have managed Iberia, Sabena, and Olympic to run them. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

For every Eastern or TWA that fails, there will be:

- Ten startups that try to enter the market and either have miserable demises of their own (Legend, Midways I/II, ProAir, etc.) or hang on by their fingernails (Vanguard)
- One startup that makes it (Midwest Express, probably JetBlue)

Net effect is that there will always be airlines competing. What might change with increased prices is mode choice - do I fly ORD-DTW or drive or take Amtrak?

Delta will install tiny windowlets in cargo and add seats. All LUser fare pax will now sit below deck. Upgrades to main cabin will be available using 800MSU's

TW

Fabulous free food will be re-introduced and served on repeatedly recycled paper plates. It will be surplus selections (no choice) of MRE's in F/C and K rations in coach will be offered. All passenger seat belts will lock upon pushback and will not unlock until aircraft door is opened at the destination gate. No powders, liquids, aerosols, or other consumables will be allowed on board.

Free especially-made-for-in-air-watching 5 star patriotic Hollywood movies will be shown on a pull down screen located in the exact rear of the aircraft. It will be broadcast in 3 similtanous languages over the PA system. It is assumed anyone who watches the movie will quickly get a really painful stiff neck and thus could not cause any trouble. Those who dont watch it will be immediately handcuffed by the FA's so they dont cause any trouble either. The Sky Marshals will then identify themselves and handcuff the FA's and eat their choice of any remaining MRE's. They will soon become too fat to fit through the cockpit door so they could not ever hijack an airplane.

Did I forget anybody?

MisterNice

Food for thought...

Desperate catering employees wishing to keep their jobs will sell salads and sandwiches to passengers from mobile cart going from gate to gate.

For those who didn't get a chance to pick up a sandwich, vending machines will be located at the rear of the airplane. Sorry, 25 cent per dollar transaction fee to break a bill. ATM with $5 surcharge will be available.

Sleep on this......

Seats will be removed and a new row of overhead compartments installed to provide 180 degree recline seat(although that is the only recline!) I get top bunk! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

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"Fly me to the moon and let me earn alot of miles."

1. Airline execs buy next-generation autopilot systems and fire all co-pilots.
Six months later, a bright Operations guy thinks again about Bush's plan for remote-controlling flights from FAA towers ... after fine-tuning that technology, he invents the "CompuCockpit" and airlines fire the rest of the pilots.

2. Airline execs conclude .... "No meals? No FAs!" and fire their entire cabin crews.

In place, they hire 2,000 scowling buzzcut Stone Cold Steve Austin lookalikes .... who serve double roles as FAs and SkyMarshals.

This only becomes a problem on the 4-hour-plus flights, where the frowning guard s must dish out meals in F ...
"SIT THE HELL DOWN, I said!! Get up again and I'll HANDCUFF YOU!!!
OK, that's better. Now, about dinner, sir, we have pasta or fish. Would you like grated cheese with that? And would you care for some wine?"

Some amusing posts. Noticed several referring to bathrooms/lavatories. Get real. There won't be any bathrooms! Didn't you go before you left? If I have to pull over...Oh wait relapse to childhood. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif Seats! What seats! The gov't has to get the mail delivered. Any room for pax after mail has been loaded go based on first come first served. Take a number please.

10 years from now there will be one airline. United States of America Gov't Airline. No frequent flyer miles. Flights from 9am to 5pm local time with flights on Saturdays from 9am to 12pm local time. No flights on Sunday. You can pay priorty fares to get there within 2-3 days. Guaranteed!

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Airlines will return to their core business, transporting cargo from A to B. All passenger planes will be converted for carrying cargo.

There will be special containers for shipping passengers. Large economy class containers padded with foam inside, with pax standing (padded with additional foam if not full). Business class containers with seats (30" pitch). First class containers with seats (32"), lavs and a soft drink machine. The baggage travels in the same container. No rude flight attendants, lost baggage and no need for carryons.

The world will be divided into 20 zones, the base fare will be determined by the departure and the destination zone. Multiply the base fare by the combined weight of the pax and the baggage (200 pounds minimum). Add $20 for Saturday delivery. An additional $10/hour breathing air charge applies for every animal or passenger transported. Passenger transports pay an extra 30% anti-terrorism tax.

There will be no airports, gates, transfers, stopovers or missed connections. Pax will enter the container at a drop-off point, or picked up at home by a truck for an additional $30. At the end of the journey, the container will be put on a truck and every passenger will be delivered directly to his destination address. No problems with finding your way in unknown cities or criminal cab drivers.

Corporate accounts will allow a third party to pay for the delivery at the point of destination. There will be no FF miles and no cheap return fares, but a full refund if the delivery does not arrive at 10am the following day.

This will result in over 99% on-time deliveries, real-time flight tracking over the Internet and almost no complaints about the service.

In 20 years, the war against the world terrorism is finally won. Meanwhile, the competition between cargo carries cuts the delivery times by over 70%. Airplanes are only used over oceans, with containers being transported in maglev tubes across continents. The competition between passenger container suppliers results in luxuries unseen even in the old days of passenger planes. Virtual reality helmets in Economy and personal whirlpools in First become standard everywhere. Major hotel chains start converting their rooms into racks capable of accepting First and Business class airline containers.

May not bad after all http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

In order to minimize operating costs, all airlines ground their fleets permanently and replace them with teleporters. All classes of travel are compressed into one, all inflight services are ended, and airline food becomes whatever is stuck between your teeth upon departure.

Though there would be no distinction during "flight", first class amenity kits wouls still be passed out before departure.

With all the cost cutting going around, it would contain only one item.

A Toothbrush

You could still boast about the SWU's and seemingly unlimited upgrades you have by showing off your teeth after "flight". http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

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Been there... done that http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif It didn't fly in Canada some 5 years ago...... no pun intended. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

See http://www.edmontonairports.com/press/1996/grylnch.htm

UPS has done passenger flights since 1997-- they fill some planes with seats for weekend charters.

http://louisville.bcentral.com/louis...5/daily30.html

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